In Search of the Great Unknown

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itssexualhour:

my boyfriend and i were getting down and dirty and the only clothing left was my batman pants and he turned to me, deadly serious as he took them off and said “batgirl, time to prepare your batcave for the batmobile” and i started crying with laughter and in the end we didnt even have sex we were laughing too much

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Me:
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:
Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:
*chokes into his drink*
ROL:
You should respect your elders.
Me:
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:
*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:
*storms off*
Dad:
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:
What?
Dad:
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.